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Prison Demotivational Poster


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm, #227512
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm, #227488

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am, #227461
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm, #227258
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm, #227256
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am, #220215
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am, #220214
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm, #229274
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm, #229273
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am, #229255
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am, #229251
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm, #229234
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm, #229229

real real nice


GOING STIR CRAZY -


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.18/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm, #241425
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


RULES -


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am, #211124
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am, #211116
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


3 HOTS AND A COT -


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

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RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am, #224691
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm, #228161
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am, #228136
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am, #228129
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


ALCATRAZ -




TAKE CHANCES - if you live to tell, just think of the stories you'll have




AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm, #106422
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm, #75243
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm, #56936
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm, #56934
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm, #56932
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am, #32809
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am, #25820
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm, #25719
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


The Day -


TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm, #249653
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm, #249646
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm, #249638
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm, #249635
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am, #249632
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am, #249630
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D


CAGED - Fear is our own prison




MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside


TAGS: computers tech life prison hammy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:40 pm, #243751
I'm going outside now.... :O
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:43 pm, #225624

not so bad if you have the x-box going. aw5ome hammy


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm, #62346
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm, #47969
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm, #47666
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm, #47648
clever


AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something


TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm, #244460
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm, #244425
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm, #244424
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm, #244423
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm, #242890
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am, #238830
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm, #238580
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am, #238196
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm, #237750
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am, #237702
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


FOLSOM PRISON BLUES -




Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -


TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm, #255217
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would a**ume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm, #255216
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm, #255215
I a**umed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm, #255213
Airman, you know what that is a ph**o of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm, #255212
all in good time mp.. all in good time


INFLUENCE -


TAGS: hate love torn parody prison
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:15 am, #218358
*wipes tear from eye* It's a beautiful thing..
crankyhead - May 9, 2011, 5:53 pm, #218330
133529 Really well done again man =)


MOMMY! - Can we keep him?




A FAILURE -




nonsensical nonsense #10 -




CAPTIVITY -


TAGS: imprison mind
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by rerun

Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:10 pm, #198216
Time to go to my Happy Place
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm, #198205
just ask his wife...5L
crankyhead - October 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #198186
fantastic


Concentration Camps -




PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.


TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm, #241390
Watch out for internal friction.


A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard




NEW BEGINNINGS -


TAGS: beginnings prison
Rating: 3.44/5

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Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 1:10 pm, #46071
Point well taken, Sir!
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 9:04 am, #46023
Unless they told him the rope goes around his ankle....
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 8:57 am, #46017
Good thing the soap is on a rope. He won't have to worry about dropping it in the shower and then getting a "surprise" when he bends over to pick it up.


Greed -




THE COOKIE MONSTER -


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am, #250078

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm, #250059

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm, #250057
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.


Time constraints -


TAGS: prison cell drunk disorderly nudity
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:43 am, #254098
On your head doesn't count.
GaryO - April 5, 2014, 4:16 pm, #254084
I WAS WEARING PANTS! (pretty sure)


PRISON ESCAPE -


TAGS: convicts prison
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by demon001

lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:13 pm, #250707

My coffee-spewing LOL for the morning!~~5 caffeinated Ls!~


WOMEN -




CUBBY AND BUMPER CARS - no one is safe




AUTOGRAPHS - DO NOT WANT


TAGS: watchmen prison roshack
Rating: 3.25/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:58 pm, #221684
Book ROCKED! Movie Sucked! Jackie Earl Haley as Rorschach ROCKED!!
Claire - September 13, 2009, 2:53 pm, #117301
I DO!


VIEW - Now thats a nice one




Escape From Facebook -


TAGS: facebook escape prison
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:42 am, #261815
no shyt...my sentiments


Willing Captives -




Virginity -


TAGS: virginity prison jail
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:19 pm, #260120
An innocent bar of soap and a little personal hygiene...who knew? 5l's
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:37 pm, #260084

lol


Soap -


TAGS: drop the soap prison ouch
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:02 pm, #258215
morning LOL, check


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