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Prison Demotivational Poster

PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind

TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!

PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class

SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.

TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.23/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

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RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


TAKE CHANCES - if you live to tell, just think of the stories you'll have

AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty

TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

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HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?

The Day -

TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D

CAGED - Fear is our own prison

MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside

TAGS: computers tech life prison hammy
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:40 pm
I'm going outside now.... :O
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:43 pm

not so bad if you have the x-box going. aw5ome hammy

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm


AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something

TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -

TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would a**ume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I a**umed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a ph**o of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time


TAGS: hate love torn parody prison
Rating: 4.43/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:15 am
*wipes tear from eye* It's a beautiful thing..
crankyhead - May 9, 2011, 5:53 pm
133529 Really well done again man =)

MOMMY! - Can we keep him?


nonsensical nonsense #10 -


TAGS: imprison mind
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Time to go to my Happy Place
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
just ask his wife...5L
crankyhead - October 13, 2010, 9:12 pm

Concentration Camps -

PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.

TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm
Watch out for internal friction.

A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard


TAGS: beginnings prison
Rating: 3.44/5

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Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 1:10 pm
Point well taken, Sir!
LogicDude - December 22, 2008, 9:04 am
Unless they told him the rope goes around his ankle....
Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 8:57 am
Good thing the soap is on a rope. He won't have to worry about dropping it in the shower and then getting a "surprise" when he bends over to pick it up.

Greed -


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.

Time constraints -

TAGS: prison cell drunk disorderly nudity
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:43 am
On your head doesn't count.
GaryO - April 5, 2014, 4:16 pm
I WAS WEARING PANTS! (pretty sure)


TAGS: convicts prison
Rating: 4.25/5

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lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:13 pm

My coffee-spewing LOL for the morning!~~5 caffeinated Ls!~


CUBBY AND BUMPER CARS - no one is safe


TAGS: watchmen prison roshack
Rating: 3.25/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
Book ROCKED! Movie Sucked! Jackie Earl Haley as Rorschach ROCKED!!
Claire - September 13, 2009, 2:53 pm

VIEW - Now thats a nice one

Escape From Facebook -

TAGS: facebook escape prison
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:42 am
no shyt...my sentiments

Willing Captives -

Virginity -

TAGS: virginity prison jail
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:19 pm
An innocent bar of soap and a little personal hygiene...who knew? 5l's
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:37 pm


Soap -

TAGS: drop the soap prison ouch
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:02 pm
morning LOL, check